Transcript:
"Twig's lame attempts at fashion are like slathering lipstick on a cow." "Mom's entire platform is a noun, a verb and 'I'm stressed'" "dad's alleged 'business'..." "ENOUGH!!!" "Blogspot 74: in yet another case of people blaming the media..."
Another Dylan Howard in the making.
(For the ones scratching their heads, Dylan Howard is the Editor in Chief of The National Inquirer.)