This reminds me of when I went to jump school, we packed our own mains, but the back-up emergency “belly ’chutes” were packed by the feds. As the jump master was issuing them he used the same old running gag “Remember if your emergency ’chute fails, return it to the manufacturer for a full refund”
oldpine52 almost 4 years ago
I thank the warranty is about to expire.
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
“I believe the parachute is fine, Sir!”
RLG Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Whose lifetime?
Doug K almost 4 years ago
He should have read the fine print much earlier.
derdave969 almost 4 years ago
We guarantee it for its lifetime. We just don’t guarantee it to be a long and prosperous lifetime.
h.v.greenman almost 4 years ago
This reminds me of when I went to jump school, we packed our own mains, but the back-up emergency “belly ’chutes” were packed by the feds. As the jump master was issuing them he used the same old running gag “Remember if your emergency ’chute fails, return it to the manufacturer for a full refund”
cactusbob333 almost 4 years ago
Ripcord is sold as a separate accessory that you may wish to consider.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 4 years ago
What! Call customer service!
moeric9 almost 4 years ago
This chute is warrantied for 1,000 successful jumps or one failed jump, which ever comes first.
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Do not return to place of purchase for service or refund.
mokspr Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“I know sir but this is tech support, have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?”
Ukko wilko almost 4 years ago
Life time… that’s the catch.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 4 years ago
Parachute for sale, only used once, never opened, but does have a small stain.
corpcasselbury almost 4 years ago
So where is his reserve chute?