Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for July 13, 2022

Imagine that

Looks like H*** may be overbooked!!! Any chance of getting re-routed to the Pearly Gates??

But just think, you’ll be all fired up at the end…

The slow processing of the line helps to give the place a feeling of exclusivity.

UNTIL JESUS RETURNS

What’s that saying? “The fact that there’s a Stairway to Heaven and a Highway to He11 says a lot about the anticipated traffic volume.” or something like that.

Maybe that’s just it. It does go on forever.

Sign should say MAR-a-LAGO.

We had been in a slow winding line for over half of an hour. I felt like a cow in a chute and mooed in protest. Somebody ahead of us mooed back.

It would be he*l for me if I had to spend eternity in a suit.

Worse than the lines at the airports…

So, the comics can say H.e.l.l. but we can’t ??!!

Exactly.