Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for March 30, 2023

Why you never order the special

And cigarette ashes.

Oh yummy. Variety is the spice of life.

Dust Bunny Soup!

Check! Pleeaasseee!

Cigarette ashes included, but please no butts.

Today’s special…. So is tomorrow.

It all passes the five year rule.

What could possibly go wrong?

Chunky junky Misch-mosch

hey you ordered it

He tried to flush it, but the toilet gagged.

“Road kill” was too classy.

The only redeeming quality is the couch potato.

Oh, gross!!!

[Clink, clink] Hey some of this is metallic.

First Class Prize, in the Disgusting Category…