Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for November 08, 2023

Sounds like one of those ‘pastors’ at a Texas mega-church!!!

Phone is on smote. Be careful.

Just as long as it isn’t during meals.

What if he texts and we don’t hear it?

“Oh. Okay. Is that pronounced ‘hair wad’?”

So the priest didn’t install a ‘smart’ phone? That was dumb!

How long before a call comes in telling you that your car warranty contract is about to expire?

Fortunately for all of us He has already taken care of it. God gave His Word, the Bible to warn us!

I see God’s not up on the latest technology.

He seems to have found his calling.

God loves you so much, that if you don’t worship him, he will send you to he**. How wonderful.