F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 05, 2018

the Reaper may want to reconsider getting his old job back once a diner chokes on something down their trachea or gets food poisoning

He’s a very grim waiter.

Gotta love a restaurant that has killer service.

Guess what happens when they don’t leave a tip.

He would be perfect in a seafood place.

Nah, you can run but you can’t hide. He’ll still get you in the end.

I wouldn’t drink those.

“Jeff, I shouldn’t have to mention it, but you need to leave the scythe in your locker when you go on-shift.”

He needn’t worry… everyone dies sooner or later.

Their dish looks like Death warmed over…

People still die, millions of them every day. And there are more being born than are dying.

Is the dessert death by chocolate?

Ask for a transfer to Chicago.