Important research has been done in this. In fact, for only $5 a day you can help fund a dedicated group of scientists and doctors who are working for a cure. If we all pull together we can help these poor afflicted people.
Hah! This was truly great! I think, though, while I would like consistent daytime insomnia…. I still want coffee as well. I like the bitter flavors of it and would miss that.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
yikes
Bryan Farht over 5 years ago
There’s a cure for that. It involves loud music and lots of alcohol.
Superfrog over 5 years ago
Very few people really understand the terrible plight of the daytime insomniacs and their anti-coffee delusions.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
If you only knew the joy of shift work.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Important research has been done in this. In fact, for only $5 a day you can help fund a dedicated group of scientists and doctors who are working for a cure. If we all pull together we can help these poor afflicted people.
waes-hael over 5 years ago
This’s GREAT! SO many people are addicted to caffeine and have NO clue. Next project suggestion: Rip into the worst invention – the alarm clock!
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 5 years ago
Hah! This was truly great! I think, though, while I would like consistent daytime insomnia…. I still want coffee as well. I like the bitter flavors of it and would miss that.
chris_weaver over 5 years ago
Just imagine: all those hours tossing and turning behind her desk!
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
You don’t say. That hasn’t happened to me yet.
daking27 over 5 years ago
I desperately wish for this affliction.