F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 30, 2020

At least he’s waiting as fast as he can……

Waiting for inspiration, I hope.

And don’t do it in bed or you’ll be arrested for lying in wait.

He’s waiting for her to start getting a little frisky.

Sure can. Remember “Good Things Come To Those Who Wait”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsC2W587_Fc

" Could be

Who knows?

There’s something due any day

I will know right away

Soon as it shows."

—Bernstein, Sondheim

Waiter?

“Something exciting, I guess.” (from The Incredibles)

i’m waiting for my ship to come in……but i think it sank in the harbor.

Waiting to die.

Him: “Well, Honey…” [wiggles eyebrows] “…can you guess what I’m waiting for…?”

Her: “…can you guess why you’re still waiting…?”

He’s waiting for her to finish reading so he can turn off the light and go to sleep.

Not this year. No one knows what to expect next.

Buddhists call it meditation.

He’s waiting for her to stop managing his hobby.

All around the water tank…

The insanity in America to end?

Waiting patiently is just a lame excuse for not doing anything. Quiet observation however is a decent way to avoid effort while you figure out just what to do.

Tomorrow.

Zen

… or for which to wait.

I will know what I am waiting for when I see it. Until then I will lie here quietly and wait. And watch. And wait.