F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 06, 2021

When a man dies, we might say “He’s toast.” But when toast dies…??

Bruschetta Man: blackballed by both the Avengers and the Justice League.

Bread…raw toast.

My idea of a hot meal use to be PB&J on toast.

He sees toast when it’s toast

It seems more like the bread has died and become “the toast of bread past”.

Ghost Toast.

Really it’s the bread that dies to become toast.You put bread in and toast comes out

Perfect toast is like an Oreo: black on the outside, white on the inside – spread with melted butter, of course.

I thought it was when you swallowed the bread.

When toast is born?

“I see dead bread.”

From a Spongebob episode: “Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Ghost! Toast! Ghost!” Wow, another Spongebob reference from me today here.

This gets high marks from me for its out of nowhere quirkiness.

Toast Ghost.