F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 10, 2021

Now that I’m in my 40’s, people have stopped telling me that I have an old soul.

That’s how the evolution into grumpy begins….

“It’s not the years. It’s the mileage.”

i look four or five minutes younger than my real age…

I think you look like that confused guy in the mirror.

You need a drink.

I’ve always looked ten years younger. Problem is, ten years ain’t gonna do it anymore.

I’m 69, but I think I was in my mid-forties when I became invisible to women.

People act surprised when they hear that I’m 58, but they might just be acting

My hair is gray to white with just enough dark to call it peppered

I think my face looks at least my age, one thing masks are good for

I do admit from the neck down I look a lot younger, but the body doesn’t feel as young as it looks

I hope you mooned him.

I just turned 69 I know, I know. I don’t look at day over 68.

I’m only 52, but look like 80. It’s not the age…..it’s the miles.

That guy at work is probably why you are prematurely aging…

An Age version of Victor/Victoria.