F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 31, 2022

and I relax with no TV at all

Must be watching Faux News.

He’s talking about one of those Bachelor things, isn’t he? Fits both descriptions.

Time for a smaller, more personal, screen.

I watch a lot of streaming cams. Beach, bird feeder, underwater coral reef, underwater manatees, railway bridge over a river.

Is the glass half empty, or is it half full?

I relax by relaxing.

Kind of the whole philosophy behind listening to “the Blues”…

We have more than one screen in our house. Everyone watches whatever they want.

So he likes to watch the news?

So, they compromise by watching the program guide.

Depending on their jobs, they could watch the same thing.

No, your problem is, you inexplicably insist on watching tv together, thereby letting family values get in the way of freedom of choice.