F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 10, 2023

Um good luck with that.

You’ve already been secretly fired.

It’s simultaneously easy and hard to let someone that doesn’t work there go.

…and while I’ve got your attention, would you like to make a donation to the Human Fund?

“Better yet … I’ll just pretend that you were never here.”

This might be one of those no-show jobs.

He won’t get paid that way.

Like “The Lost Employee” in "Dilbert"©, hiding in the bureaucracy, paid but forgotten.

Milton