F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 07, 2024

I agree, why start something late at night!

I think that was his only chance for ‘tail’ this evening…

Well, let’s think a second. Do you have children or pets?

If you can get back to sleep with that wandering around.

That may be what was heard, over at Janis and Arlo’s.

Sorry Dude: It is the husbands job to deal with the bad stuff in the middle of the night. It’s all part of that identity thing. If you can’t fulfill your duty, I would have to ask why did you get married? -Don’t answer that: rhetorical question.

dum, da dum, dum, Dah!

He’s dragin’, it’s dragon. Deal with it when it’s adrake in the morning.

Good move when all you can see is the tip of the tentacle. Could be a harmless gecko. Could also be Cthulhu.

My thoughts exactly, though I would probably lock the bedroom door from the inside tonight….

I guarantee it will still be a problem in the morning. I would not get any sleep that night.

Hairy tentacle or giant rat tail? Who could sleep not knowing?

Are you sure it doesn’t need to be taken for a walk?

Keep the pitchfork next to your bed.

He has a serious, probably fatal case of procrastination

That would precisely be my husband’s reaction…. Followed by him yelling “Hey! Honey? Come back here with my golf club!!!” Nobody ever accused me of having common sense when it looks like a rats tail… of any size. (but I swing a mean golf club)