Under the heading of “planning for future contingencies”, keep bundling it just like that, and letting them see you. Let ‘em call the cops on you a few times. Show the boys in blue it’s dry cleaning. Then if you ever do need to dispose of a body, carry it out right under their noses and they won’t bat an eye.
Once the big boss from out of town visited our office. He needed some duct tape to repair his suit case and there was none in the office. I chimed up that in my car’s truck I have duct tape….(pause)….large trash bags and a saw. My guys started guffawing as the boss looked very concerned. Yeah, humor kept us going in that remote office.
maybe that’s thee intent… to make people stare and be concerned till they find out by asking who they’re taking away only to find out it was nothing to really worry about. :D
It’s “three sheets to the wind” not “to the trunk.” Also it’s suspicious that your “dry cleaner” is in the New Jersey Meadowlands (obscure Jimmy Hoffa reference).
TStyle78 4 months ago
It does have an odd shape.
daDoctah1 4 months ago
Under the heading of “planning for future contingencies”, keep bundling it just like that, and letting them see you. Let ‘em call the cops on you a few times. Show the boys in blue it’s dry cleaning. Then if you ever do need to dispose of a body, carry it out right under their noses and they won’t bat an eye.
Zykoic 4 months ago
Once the big boss from out of town visited our office. He needed some duct tape to repair his suit case and there was none in the office. I chimed up that in my car’s truck I have duct tape….(pause)….large trash bags and a saw. My guys started guffawing as the boss looked very concerned. Yeah, humor kept us going in that remote office.
Chris 4 months ago
maybe that’s thee intent… to make people stare and be concerned till they find out by asking who they’re taking away only to find out it was nothing to really worry about. :D
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member 4 months ago
It’s “three sheets to the wind” not “to the trunk.” Also it’s suspicious that your “dry cleaner” is in the New Jersey Meadowlands (obscure Jimmy Hoffa reference).
Sun 4 months ago
Your neighbors will have something to gossip about.
mistercatworks 4 months ago
“I just want to get a laugh when we take ’em in to Nerfertiti Cleaners.”
Chris Sherlock 4 months ago
“Abner! Abner!”
sincavage05 3 months ago
I’d be calling on them, might be a cool rug I want!