For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 27, 1998
Transcript:
Michael: Do we have any milk? Weed: Nah, I used it for coffee. We're outta meat, cereal, veggies, eggs, cheese, fruit, bread an' orange juice. Michael: Hey, there's a bag of frozen waffles an' a 6-pack of beer. Weed: Eureka. Michael: Yeah - I thought for a while, we'd hafta go shopping.
The educated university student is sticking a fork into a toaster.