For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for February 16, 1999
Transcript:
John: Am I being a wet blanket, Ted? I think Elly's planning a big birthday party for me, and I don't want one. Ted: Well, sometimes you've gotta do stuff for the sake of others, John... So why not just go along with it? You'll be surrounded by friends, you'll have some fancy food, get a few gifts, they'll say nice things about you... John: I guess. Ted: So? - What's one lousy night out of your life?
There is an ounce of goodness in Ted. We get to see it once out of every one hundred appearances he makes lol