For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for February 17, 1999
Transcript:
John: Well, here it is... the morning of my 50th birthday. I've lived more than half my life. I'm a senior now. Today I'm going to reflect on the lessons I've learned, the things I've accomplished - and to plan for the years I have left. This is going to be a serious and solemn day.
There’s this weird thing in my city called Flock that puts five dozen flamingos on somebody’s lawn for the day, then comes back and gets them. People pay to flock their friends and the money goes to a food bank. It’s hilarious.