For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 30, 2005
Transcript:
Dr. McCaulay: (Yummm...) Man: Dr. McCaulay? I'm so glad I saw you here. I've been having those back pains again and I'm thinking it could be my kidneys. Thanks, Doc! Woman: Dr. McCaulay! I've been having stomach trouble - acid reflux, gas,...and two of my warts are back. Man: Dr. McCaulay! Well, well! I've got a lump on my left kneecap. Do you think it's a cyst or something? Dr. McCaulay: This is why I rarely go out to eat, John. You're lucky you're a dentist. Man: Hey, it's Dr. Patterson! Show him the tooth you chipped, Jason! Dr. McCaulay: On the other hand...
In college, I asked one of my pre-med friends if he was prepared for everybody he meets to say “Oh, you’re a doctor? I have this…”