For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for September 16, 2010

He enjoyed saying that.

Lousy pun. But he enjoyed it anyway.

Zinger!

Another rim shot please… before Elly rim shots John!

Har har har. Yeah, no sense when she married you, John. Although, like most, you got better as you got older and mellowed out.

John, meet the couch. You’ll be getting to know him over the next week or so.

Got to remember that when I feel like sleeping on the couch

No, John, this is probably not the best time for a joke like that. It will probably buy you a night or two on the couch and is it really worth it?

brewwitch said, 35 minutes ago

“No, John, this is probably not the best time for a joke like that. It will probably buy you a night or two on the couch and is it really worth it?”

ummmm….YES! Even for a night or two. But Elly will probably be the one wanting to use the couch.

Sometimes the one-line zingers can be a lot of fun, no matter who says it to whom. I get over the pique quickly and laugh along with the hubby (or vice-versa). We find that laughing together is one of the best parts of our marriage.

“Lighten up, Francis.”

Oh please, comments like that are normal jabs between friends, partners, and spouces.

John, you had to stick your two cents in, didn’t you?

There is no reason for John to sleep on the couch. He should go to bed as he would normally, if elly does not like it, LET HER SLEEP ON THE bleeep COUCH!

*GROANNNNN…. (but funny) LOL

I like it - No sense.

Well, Elly, you are the one who wanted him to balance your messy, illegible checkbook for you! This is the result of that request. Maybe you’ll learn to do it properly yourself from now on if you don’t want to listen to John’s lectures or snarky comments when he’s done!!!!!

MrsLukeSkywalker: I left a comment for you on yesterday’s forum.

he aint gettin nothing tonight!