For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 13, 2017

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    howtheduck  over 7 years ago

    This is not the first time John has turned measuring for home improvement into an Elly fat joke and sadly, it won’t be the last.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    oh, har-dee-har-har, John (Elly may want to take that tape and tie John AND Greg with it to some chairs or to a tree)

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    Mr. Peterson  over 7 years ago

    Walking away with his hands in his pocket, naturally.

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    oddhumor  over 7 years ago

    You better be creating measurements for a new dog house, John, since that’s where you’ll be sleeping for the next several months.

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    Cincoflex  over 7 years ago

    I know it’s supposed to be funny . . . but it isn’t.

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    William Taylor  over 7 years ago

    When did John become suicidal?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The idiot doesn’t even have a tape measure? How the heck is he gonna do a remodel?

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    I agree. Depicts what likely was one of a series of similar events in their marriage. Hubby must have been a dork. Apologies to dorks.

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    ladykat Premium Member over 7 years ago

    John, that was just plain mean.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 7 years ago

    John will regret saying those words.

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    A R V reader  over 7 years ago

    Elly should save John the trouble of remodeling the kitchen by not cooking for that jerk.

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    Veni Vidi Vici  over 7 years ago

    They’re in Canada. Shouldn’t the tape be in meters?

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    Alphaomega  over 7 years ago

    Elly should turn that around and ask Greg for a tape that measures in millimetres!

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    lostone0069  over 7 years ago

    Gotta say here, like others have said, I don’t like the rude jokes he makes about her. That is one thing that my wife and I have never done in over 24 years of marriage, is make disparaging comments about each other, not even as a “joke”. It’s just not funny. It’s incredibly rude and disrespectful.

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    joefearsnothing  over 7 years ago

    John definitely has a death wish!

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    alondra  over 7 years ago

    Everyone has their limits and I have reached mine with John. I now thoroughly hate him. First he refers to Elly as “the” wife. Men who do this are insensitive boors. You never hear women referring to their husbands as “the” husband. Then he’s implying again that she’s fat. She has a pretty good figure from where I sit. Even if she weighed 600 lbs. her waistline could never be as huge as his fat head!

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    In marriage, there’s usually some good natured ribbing and teasing that goes on, but it shouldn’t be unilateral.

    One partner’s constant teasing or cracking jokes at the other’s expense, borders on spousal abuse.

    Although, John’s quip, in the final panel, is funny, it also appears to be retaliatory, for Eli’s honest inquiry about his remodeling project.

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    tuslog1964  over 7 years ago

    Unless going really artistic, kitchen cabinets are not that hard to make. I made ours back in the 70s for one house. However, the cost of birch plywood was a lot less then. Plus, I turned the doors over to a carpentry shop to have the edges shaped – didn’t have a tool for that.

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    ComicsR4Fun Premium Member over 7 years ago

    John’s a jerk. I despise the strips when Eli’s the butt of his jokes. It’s never the other way around, either. I guess I’m done with this strip. And I’m not the party-pooper type, either.

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    Petemejia77  over 7 years ago

    Oh I get it! It’s cause she’s FAT! :I

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    If Ellie is fat then John is an Olympic decathlon champion.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 7 years ago

    This is ’50’s humor. We’d better be long past it.

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    Train 1911  over 7 years ago

    John my man

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    DukeDiamond  over 7 years ago

    I think it’s very obvious, reading these all again after so many years, why Lynn and her husband are divorced.

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