FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 22, 1988
Transcript:
Pawnmaster 2000®: Come on. Just a quick game. Roger: I can't play chess now- I have to go to work. Pawnmaster 2000®: Chicken. Roger: Look, I'm running late as it is. I can't play you right now. Pawnmaster 2000®: Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck Roger: You don't want to know why I'm late. Pembrook: Oh. No, Fox- I'd love to hear why you're late.
Oh, wow, he had a “Golden Gallows” award… be afraid, Roger, be VERY AFRAID!!!