FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 10, 1992
Transcript:
Jason: Where's Paige? Andy: She went out to buy Valentine's day cards. Jason: Where'd she go?! Italy?! She's been gone for three hours! Andy: You know how Paige shops. Jason: All she's buying is a lousy box of cards! How long can it take?! Andy: Your guess is as good as mine. Paige: Now, I want something that says, "I want you, I love you, I need you, please ask me out, Please, please, please" but only subliminally. Man: In Garfield or Peanuts?
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