FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 30, 1996

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Paige: Mrs. Taft wants to know if you and Fauntleroy had fun this week. Peter: Did we have fun? Every time I went over there, that stupid little piranha-dog sunk his fangs into my legs! Why do you think I've been limping?! He shredded my pants...he chewed up my socks...and did I tell you what unspeakable thing he did to my sneakers on Thursday?! Paige: For what it's worth, Mrs. Taft, I've had fun this week. Peter: I mean, these used to be white!