FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 04, 1999
February 03, 1999
February 05, 1999
Transcript:
Jason (youngest son): Paige, I don't think you understand! I've spent hundreds of hours trying to defeat the red orb guardian in this video game! You have to tell me how you got past him! You have to! Did you use the Flaming Sword? The Screaming Sword? The Sword of Death? The Sword of Pain? The Ax of Vengeance? The Mace of Might? The Razor Arrows? The Exploding Arrows? What? What? What? Paige (daughter): If you must know, I simply walked right by him. Jason (youngest son): Well, of course you did once he was dead. Wait! I know! It was the Sword of Fury! Am I right?! Paige (daughter): I don't think you understand, Jason...
Idk why I’m writing this here, but seriously, no one likes it when you say “first”. It benefits no one and stops other people’s questions about explaining the joke of the comic strip. Saying LOL doesn’t help any either. So please, don’t say “first” because nobody cares (if you’re lucky)