FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 05, 1999
February 04, 1999
February 06, 1999
Transcript:
Jason (youngest son): So the secret to getting past the red orb gaurdian is to not attack him?? But he's huge! He's nasty! He's the most lethal video game creature ever! He towers above you with fists like anvils! Skulls litter the ground at his feet! And you're not supposed to even try to take this guy on in a fight?? Wow. Talk about counter-intuitive. Paige (daughter): Refresh my memory. You spend how many nanoseconds in the real world each day?
That poor, poor red orb guardian is gonna be pissed when he sees 1. Paige beat him and 2. I got here FIRST