FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 21, 2000
Transcript:
Marcus: Mr. Director, sir? About this script... Jason: It leaves some things out. Director: Boys, "The Lord of the Rings" is over 1,000 pages long. If we tried to capture every tiny detail, we'd end up with a 40-hour film. Who wants that?! Marcus: Figures our mouths would be too full of drool to answer. Jason: Waigt! Comlg baglk!
Dear lord, you want all the elven poetry and landscape descriptions?