FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 22, 2000

Transcript:

Paige: Who are you? Andy: I'm the sugar-free plum fairy. Paige: I thought this part of the ballet had lots of desserts and candies in it. Andy: Yes, well, more sensible heads prevailed, thank goodness. Gone are the dances about chocolates and candy canes. Instead, I shall perform to music inspired by lima beans, cauliflower, and other nutritional foods. Paige: All I hear are crickets chirping. Andy: Those are piccolos, I'm sure.