FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 23, 2000
Transcript:
Paige: Wait a minute. This is it?! We just ride off in a magic sled?! They call this an ending?! There's no sense of closure! Who wrote this dumb ballet?! The audience should get to see the girl wake up! Can you imagine the riots if someone tried this in a comic strip?
YES!!! I FOUND IT! A FOXTROT STRIP WITH 0 COMMENTS! NOW I CAN RANDOMLY YELL “FIRST” WITH NO CONTEXT! FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!