FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 19, 2001
Transcript:
Jason: Could you tell us where the line is for "The fellowship of the ring's" first screening? Peter: What?? Jason, that movie doesn't come out for six months! There is no line! Jason: Woo-hoo! Marcus: We're first! Jason: I'll go get our sleeping bags. Marcus: This popcorn has un-limited refills, right? Peter: Sir, about my hourly pay...
In retrospect he should have said “The line starts in the park three blocks that way.”.