FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 12, 2004
March 11, 2004
March 13, 2004
Transcript:
Jason: Pick a card, any card. Ok, my psychic powers tell me the card you have chosen is... is... a number between two and ten, or a jack, queen, king, or ace, and its suit is either a heart, diamond, club or spade. Am I right? Paige: You're so lame it's painful. Jason: I'm statring to thins this "foolproof card tricks" book is a ripoff.
I predict the winner of the presidential election will have between 51 and 100 percent of electoral votes