FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 28, 2010

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Paige: I am so sick of this cold weather! I wish spring would hurry up and get here! Jason: Actually, that's not how it works, Paige. The seasons are determined by the Earth's location in its orbit and the relative tilt of its axis with respect to the sun. What you should have said is, "I wish WE would hurry up and get to SPRING." Paige: Maybe if I walk faster that'll help. Jason: The Earth's already going 67,000 miles per hour! What difference will that make? Hey, wait up!