FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 30, 2010

Transcript:

Peter: I hope this summer is cooler than usual. Paige: Why's that? Peter: I'm growing a beard in solidarity with Conan O'Brian. I'm just a little worried it might get hot and itchy come July and August. Paige: You really think you'll have a beard after two months? Peter: Six months. Paige: Excuse me? Peter: It'll be six months. I started growing it back in January. It's coming along pretty well. Want me to get a magnifying glass so you can see it? Paige: Dude, you've gone loco. Peter: It's "coco," actually, this one patch of fuzz you can kinda see with the naked eye... Paige: I stand un-corrected.