FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 18, 2011
Transcript:
Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Revising my Christmas list. I overheard Mom and Dad saying that money was really tight this year. Under the circumstances, my asking for a stealth helicopter, a working iron man suit, and a full-sized imperial snow walker seemed a tad unrealistic. Paige: So what are you asking for instead? Jason: Here. Paige: Um, it's all the same items... Jason: I changed the "and" to and "or." Paige: Your sense of sacrifice is breathtaking. Jason: Is it now too lean? I could go with an "and/or"...
What I don’t love about Christmas: the amazing amount of greed that’s inherit in the human race.