FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 18, 2011
December 11, 2011
December 25, 2011
Transcript:
Paige: What are you doing? Jason: Revising my Christmas list. I overheard Mom and Dad saying that money was really tight this year. Under the circumstances, my asking for a stealth helicopter, a working iron man suit, and a full-sized imperial snow walker seemed a tad unrealistic. Paige: So what are you asking for instead? Jason: Here. Paige: Um, it's all the same items... Jason: I changed the "and" to and "or." Paige: Your sense of sacrifice is breathtaking. Jason: Is it now too lean? I could go with an "and/or"...
possiblekim almost 13 years ago
Better put “OR” otherwise, you will get a big fat lump of coal.
jnik23260 almost 13 years ago
Lio might let you use HIS full size imperial snow walker.
Rodney99 almost 13 years ago
Change it to “NAND”.
fhhuber almost 13 years ago
he’ll end up with nor
skeeterhawk almost 13 years ago
Hmm. Jason with pencil and paper in this day and age? I was sure he’d txt his wish list. And if Andie and Roger don’t txt, he’d at least print his list. Just saying, but it seems lately Bill has laid off the technology.
Ray_C almost 13 years ago
I think he’s more likely to get a snow SHOVEL, if you catch my “drift”.
tripwire45 almost 13 years ago
What I don’t love about Christmas: the amazing amount of greed that’s inherit in the human race.
Filkman almost 13 years ago
For Christmas, I just want a woman who likes to go places with me.No, wait…—the last time I asked for that, I wound up in divorce court
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
If Jason would just ask for an energy/matter transformer, he could simply make whatever he wished.
Waddling Eagle almost 13 years ago
Jason, remember, comes from a family that can afford to give him an allowance that lets him buy a complete Dolby surround sound system for his classroom. Page can buy whatever she wants at the mall. Peter has unlimited sports equipment. So maybe his requests are not that unreasonable.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
its cute the things boys wish for prior to puberty.
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
Maybe not your own helicopter, but maybe a ticket for helicopter lessons.
lovequotegirl123 almost 13 years ago
love it fox trot is awesome!
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 13 years ago
What if you just kept it to things that can be bought at the shopping mall?
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Roger: No, we are not buying you an imperial snow walker. You barely played with the xwing fighter jet we bought you last year.
tallcanofbeer almost 13 years ago
what no PlayStation
fmasroor almost 13 years ago
Smart kid.
fmasroor almost 13 years ago
I love loopholes too, Jason.
Drathe over 10 years ago
Ha! And Jason calls himself a nerd. A REAL nerd knows that it’s an AT-AT (pronounced as letters, not “-”), short for All-Terrain Armored Transport. Unless he meant the little guys, The AT-STs, All-Terrain Scout Transports.
He’d also know that a “full-sized” model would be hard to come by. Would it be 15.5 meters tall, like the official radio drama. Or 25 meters, like in the script. 22.5 meters, based on unofficial calculations done on the movie? 18.5 meters as compared to the know height of the A6 Juggernaut?
Ωmega about 4 years ago
i think he already has a iorn man suit