FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 19, 2012

the heck?

If I were a girl, I’d choose Justin Bieber and Robert Downey, Jr. to be on my photoshopped Facebook picture (tan included).

Maybe so, but Paige is already a twig.

Freaky when I first saw the strip I thought “why not Supernatural” then by the time I got to comments section your post had popped up.

I would have Bradley Cooper and Hugh Jackman for me!

You do track in corduroy?

I can imagine, who would believe that, the tan alone is fake.

I stopped keeping track of “celebrities” after the reality shows started cranking out so many fake ones. Are these guys someone?

I don’t know Peter, it sounds about right. Both of their characters in the movies go after a useless brain dead girl, so they sound perfect for Paige.

You could start by “filling out” your bikini a little, Paige

Johnny Depp and Robert Downey, Jr. On the deck of a pirate ship being pulled by dolphins, with umbrella drinks. Could you rub a little more suntan lotion on my shoulder, please?

Johnny Depp and…..um, Johnny Depp! Cross-generational appeal in my family: I love him, my daughters love him, my granddaughters (age 12 thru 18) love him, and I’m pretty sure my 88 year old mom wouldn’t kick him out either!

Paige is being a typical teenage girl.

palese i put both red and ash checking me and yellow and misty out

If I were a girl, I’d pick Christian Bale and Chris Hemsworth to photoshop myself with. And I’d have the tan and acne removal kept.

Paige, he means taylor and robert are too much.

How can anyone tell if she has pimples if her fringe is covering her forehead?

Awesome comic