FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 09, 2014

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Jason: Daylight savings time is so annoying. I mean, if they're gonna make us turn all our clocks ahead, they should at least have it be a time change worth the hassle. One hour is just so paltry. Why not move everyone's clocks ahead by 25 hours? Then today would be Monday and I'd be in the middle of a sweet, sweet math test. or 673 hours? Then it'd be April 6 and "Game of Thrones" would be resuming tonight. Or 3,103,101 hours? Then it'd be the year 2368 and I could sing Klingon opera in the shower without mom and dad freaking out like they did the other day. Peter: Dude, they thought you were dying. Jason: MEeee-looooooo-taaaaaaa...