FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 05, 2007
April 04, 2007
April 06, 2007
Transcript:
Roger: So the soccer team did this to you and your baseball teammates. Peter: Um, yeah. Roger: Because you lost some stupid bet about who could eat the most triple burgers in an hour. Peter: Basically. Roger: Son, I'm going to say something that may sound a little insensitive but... I'M NOT THE BALDEST GUY IN THIS HOUSE ANYMORE! YEE-HA! Peter: You know, I think I'll go let mom chew me out some more.
PETER lost a bet that involved eating more food quickly?! Holy crap, those soccer players must be black holes.