FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 17, 2009

Oh the shame of having a less-than-nerdy older brother! Glad I never had that problem.

I think he’d be willing to dorp you outside the theater then run for cover.

My younger brothers always seemed to have this problem.

I know just how Jason feels.

Speaking as a less-than-nerdy older brother, I can just imagine how PETER feels. My mother was always making me take my younger brothers for rides on my bike, and I hated it – there was no way for me to make them follow six feet behind me so that people wouldn’t think that we were together!

I always told people that I was doing it for money, and they seemed to understand.

One time i brought a friend on my older sister date and just as she and her date were going to hold hands my friend grabes both their hands and walked between them…

For some reason my sister never let my friend come again???

Any one know why???

Secretly crushing on him, and couldn’t face rejection?

I understand the costumes but the acting it out is way too much. Inconsiderate of others in the theatre and, besides, how will they watch the movie themselves? Surely they’ll miss stuff