FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 15, 2009
Transcript:
Jason: Oh, man, Peter. I had the worst dream ever last night. Peter: Oh? Jason: I dreamed htat Lara Croft from "Tomb Raider" was determined to make me her boyfriend or something. It was like eight straight hours of misery. She just would not leave me alone. She even threw herself on top of me four or five times. Jason: Judging by the look on your face, I'm guessing you had lousy dreams, too. Peter: Jason, are you familiar with the extra little prayer I say each night before bedtime?
At 13, he’ll be dreaming of Eileen throwing herself on top of him.