FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 15, 2009
August 14, 2009
August 17, 2009
Transcript:
Jason: Oh, man, Peter. I had the worst dream ever last night. Peter: Oh? Jason: I dreamed htat Lara Croft from "Tomb Raider" was determined to make me her boyfriend or something. It was like eight straight hours of misery. She just would not leave me alone. She even threw herself on top of me four or five times. Jason: Judging by the look on your face, I'm guessing you had lousy dreams, too. Peter: Jason, are you familiar with the extra little prayer I say each night before bedtime?
Davey953 over 15 years ago
Poor Peter, he played the game and Jason got the desired effect. lol
Charles Brobst Premium Member over 15 years ago
His subconscious WANTS Lara to throw herself at him, his conscious just doesn’t know yet what for.
It’s Freudian.
LibrarianInTraining over 15 years ago
cabrobst, he’s what, 10? Wait 3 years, it’ll change. ;)
nicit6 over 15 years ago
Maybe Not
611Kwel over 15 years ago
At 13, he’ll be dreaming of Eileen throwing herself on top of him.
Ushindi over 15 years ago
Boy, I don’t miss the teenage boy years at ALL! (No further information will be provided)
Templo S.U.D. over 15 years ago
I’m with Peter on that brotherly advice. Try it, Jason, next time. Peter’s 100% sure it’ll help.
At least Peter got the talking to and feels regretful. Maybe that’ll teach him not to play “Tomb Raider” (and other video games where the playable character is female… especially a gorgeous-total-babe-looking character) when Jason is in the house.
mrprongs over 15 years ago
I guess Lara got lost on the way to Peter’s Dream.
ninmas over 15 years ago
we need bill amend to come back to daileys, foxtrot is my third favorite strip.
1: Calvin and Hobbes
2: Peanuts
3: Foxtrot
4: The Far Side
5: Big Nate
Virtualjump over 15 years ago
Indeed, cabrobst!
Virtualjump over 15 years ago
And can someone please tell me how to use bold format?
Rakkav over 15 years ago
Right. One asterisk on either side of a word gives italics; two on either side of a word gives boldface; three gives a combination of both.
Virtualjump over 15 years ago
Like this?
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
asterisk
underscore
CatQueenForever over 2 years ago
At 13, he’ll be dreaming of Eileen throwing herself on top of him.