FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 19, 2010
Transcript:
Voice: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. We'd like to begin by pre-boarding any families traveling with infants or small children. Ok, rows 25-36 may now board. Also, row 13, seats A, B, D, E, and F. Thank you. The remaining passenger may now board at his leisure. Roger: I knew I shouldn't have called him a Stewardess.
Please enjoy our In-flight movie: a director’s cut of “The Postman” with 94 minutes of new material.
Meal service will begin once we have reached maximum altitude. Coach passengers have a choice of Salisbury Steak or Fried Chicken. Soft drinks are included free, and alcohol may be purchased at an additional cost to all our irritated businessmen.
Thank you once again for flying Tran-Siberian Air.