FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 05, 2011
March 04, 2011
March 07, 2011
Transcript:
Man: Excuse me, girls? I noticed you taking that CD out of your purse and returning it to the shelf back in that store. I can't tell you how glad I am that you chose to do that. Because I also noticed when you first slipped it into your purse. Paige: Not to be competitive, but I think my glad beats your glad. Man: Understand we'd be having a different conversation right now.
I think the friend who tried to talk her into the shoplifting really learned her lesson (:anybody know CPR?”) As an aside my youngest and I many years ago were walking in a mall when four young people surrounded a clean cut matronly woman. She started screaming “I’ll put it back, I’ll put it all back” but was handcuffed all the same. A lesson learned by a four year old that she remembers quite clearly even over 20 years later.