FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 08, 2012
February 07, 2012
February 09, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: Ready? Peter: Ready. Jason: Go! Peter: <Click!> <Click!> <Click!> <Click!> <Click!> <Click!> <Click!> <Click!> <Click!> <Click!> <Click!> Jason: Stop! Peter: Woohoo! A Tony Robbins infomercial! Jason: Sometimes I think playing real Russian Roulette would be safer. Peter: See you after it's over. Pal.
chess18 almost 13 years ago
A bullet to the head is preferable?
NE1956 almost 13 years ago
Hmmm, I have to wonder what Jason is being punished for. Other than having Paige and Peter as siblings I mean.
treBsdrawkcaB almost 13 years ago
Watching pretty much ANYTHING on TV now days is intellectually like playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol.
The Life I Draw Upon almost 13 years ago
I will go away for $19.95. Call now and we will give you a pair of earmuffs, two eye patches, and a mute button absolutely free. Remember we’ll talk for a limitless time, so call now while sanity last.
dflak almost 13 years ago
I call the mute button on my remote the “Billy Mays Button” after the late pitchman. My favorite TV network is OFF.
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 13 years ago
I named my mute function Vince Offer, after the man who pitches ShamWow, Slap Chop, and now Schticky. Causes me grief at morning and late at night.
Phosphoros almost 13 years ago
Now they’re getting into some SERIOUS stakes!
Doctor11 almost 13 years ago
Yikes, that’s gotta be painful for the brain.
shredder32 almost 13 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
Guy’s more interesting that his commercials…