FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 08, 2012

Wouldn’t using a VCR (considering the era) have been easier?

That’s how I was able to watch both the premieres of Warehouse 13 and Star Wars: The Clone Wars in the same night.

Why would anyone want to watch either of those loser shows?

Ah yes, that’s my wife watching LMN (the all men are evil channel) and TLC (destroy an aspiring channel) at the same time.

Odds are, the family’s next medical bill is gonna be a BIG one thanks to Paige triggering a seizure in Jason’s head. Call 911!

Guess that’s an alpha version of a remote. Mine has a ‘last’ button, making it perfect to watch basketball and Scooby Doo very easy.

It’s also possible to hammer a nail into your skull and rip out a toenail at the same time. Of the two Survivor/Friends is far more painful.

Friends don’t let Friends watch Friends.

Is survivor still on?

My problem is, all the shows seem to go to commercial at the same time, so what do you watch then?

All the good shows are long gone – Amos N’ Andy, Peter Gunn, Matlock, The Rockford Files, VEGA$, Dukes Of Hazzard, Simon & Simon, Perry Mason, Adam 12, Dragnet, Star Trek, and a few more. At least we still have TV Land,

I would rather DIE than watch “American Idol”! I hardly watch any TV at all. Currently it’s “Hawaii 5-0”, “Rizzoli & Isles” and “Walking Dead”.