FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 12, 2012
October 11, 2012
October 13, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: Hack! Khack! Whack! Hack! Here you go, Dad.
Roger: What's this??
Jason: I'm the cougher, which makes this mug the coughee. It's what you asked for.
Roger: Son, let me spell a few things out for you...
“Jason, don’t try to be funny until after you dad’s had his coffee. If you try to be funny before your dad’s had his coffee, I’ll have to kill you. And then I’ll be sad.”.“Well, I wouldn’t want you to be sad.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
Jason, your father’s barely awake; he’s not in the mood for puns.
Steve Duffy almost 12 years ago
That’s mean, even by Jason’s standards. You DON’T mess with a morning coffee.
justinthyme98 almost 12 years ago
Spell things out. Literally
skeeterhawk almost 12 years ago
Yuck! Jason attempted a gross Frank & Ernest style pun.
einarbt7 almost 12 years ago
Spell away.
seldon913 almost 12 years ago
It was much better the time Jason gave him the ‘java’ to get his day started – except it was Java source code.
Doctor11 almost 12 years ago
I don’t drink coffee, but even I think that was just plain rude.
DerkinsVanPelt218 almost 12 years ago
The only thing that will keep Roger from lashing out is if he actually has his joe.
NE1956 almost 12 years ago
Loogie free? I’m impressed by Jason’s restraint.
phoenixnyc almost 12 years ago
To borrow from Steven Brust:
“Jason, don’t try to be funny until after you dad’s had his coffee. If you try to be funny before your dad’s had his coffee, I’ll have to kill you. And then I’ll be sad.”.“Well, I wouldn’t want you to be sad.”
eb110americana almost 12 years ago
That was sooo not funny.
Seems exactly like something I would have said/done as a kid. And for some strange reason, I feel a sudden urge to punch Stephen Pastis.
Hero Plays about 6 years ago
THE GRAPES EXPLODED!!!