FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 06, 2013

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Jason: Legolas fires his bow of elvish accuracy. Marcus: A hit! He pierces the professor's beautiful mind! Jason: Gimili swings his ax of Dwarve, might. Marcus: A massive hit! The french dance hall is stained a Moulin bloody rouge! Jason: The blrog cracks his huge flaming whip. Marcus: And Gosford flees the park and runs screaming into the bedroom! Jason: This is how academy awards should be decided. Marcus: We'd get a lot more "Terminator" movies that way, I bet.