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Andy: our bathroom scale is broken.
Roger: oh?
Andy: It showed me as being 15 pounds overweight.
Roger: Not to be rude, but why’s that mean it’s broken?
Andy: Because I threw it out the window.
Roger: have I mentioned how thin you look today?
I thought Andy only ate healthy stuff. She is always harping on Roger and the kids. How is she 15 pounds overweight on the stuff she cooks?