FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 31, 2018

As if Roger can’t get any balder.

Husband went sort of bald, his brother Balder, but their dad never did by his phots. His brother and dad both gone.

And yet ironically, once he has a full head of hair he’ll keep it covered all the time by a baseball cap.

I feel yer pain Roger.

I point at my head and tell my boys “Look at your future.”

I used to keep my hair long enough to part, but still kind of “Ivy League” until one day I saw a photo of my head from above and behind. Well, one look at the bald spot and I’ve been buzz cutting my head ever since.

I think he looks more like his brother iguana each day…

To quote Kelso from That 70’s Show, “BURN!!!!!”

Ummmm. Is it me or is Peter’s hair literally growing more and more thick in each panel?

There was a radio show on the CBC, maybe a week or so ago, it was about Rogaine, they were looking for a cure for another health issue, not sure if it was a heart problem, anyway they notice Rogaine patients were growing excessive hair and after some clinical trials they started to market it. The funny part was the restorative level, they used the Bruce Willis Die Hard level. If your hair is at Die Hard 3, Rogaine will only restore you to Die Hard 2, if you are at 2 then good chance you will be restored to DH 1.