FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 08, 2018

Just run, Jason. There is no possible dignified way out of this without BIG trouble.

breaking it down gently may be tougher than Jason thought

Eileen looks like she’s ready to kiss him! If she does that, Jason’s world may come to an end! LOL!

Get out of that hole poem boy

On the other hand, maybe he should make the best of it. I know it’s hard for him to appreciate now, but maybe, in a few years, she will be drop-dead gorgeous and inherit millions of dollars.

“Yes, well, I actually wrote that poem for my mother.”

“And instead you gave it to me?! Oh my! What do you think are good names for our children?”

Maybe there’s a little Freudian Slip going on and Jason really likes Eileen. I mean he can’t be 10 years old forever, can he? :)

Be a mensch, Jason…

Jason, take the easy way out….tell her you just realized that you are gay!

I don’t think Jason will think twice about crushing her soul. Too bad, but school kids are unusually heartless and cruel.

Jason, let her think you did it for her or tell her the truth. The first way you live. The second way you die a horrible death… So?

I’m hoping she’s thrilled he made a fool of himself rather than actually welcoming his supposed attentions.

To bad there perfect for each other…

Jason is going to be on crutches with broken arms tomorrow…

What I love about this is that despite not “liking” Eileen and thinking girls are yucky, Jason still values her feelings and sees her as a friend. He doesn’t want to hurt her.

Can’t relate to what Jason is going through, however it is interesting.

You only have one way out, Jason. Convince your parents to move to another school district.