FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 25, 2020

So much for the approach of using the telephone followed by doing it in person. (Almost reminds me of Elvis Presley song “Return to Sender.”)

Who does she think she is, Rizu Ogata?

Wow! He can’t say that he didn’t try.

The goal is not worth the game.

“I’d rather see you suffer than to accept your apology.” I suppose that’s a valid sentiment for children of that age group. Hopefully, they’ll grow out of it.

Jason, I know it’s subtle, but she is trying to get a message to you. It’s “PISS OFF!”

“It’s a thin line, between love and hate…”

I wouldn’t accept that apology unless he does it in public at school.

Eileen will accept his apology, IF he agrees to wear a tee-shirt to school that says in large letters, “Eileen is my girlfriend.”

Love the sprinklers idea!

That door needs repair. I wonder if it did before.

It’s odd to sed this side of Jason. He didn’t want to admit to her that he liked get, but now that he has, he doesn’t want to lose her.

Blow a bubble again, Eileen.

He has really made her very mad. He needs to apologize to her in front of everyone at lunch. That just might work.